Jokes thread
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Anyone know any good jokes? 

Why can't Stevie Wonder see his friends?

Because he's married! 


2 flies on a piece of shit. 
1 fly farts. 
The other fly says "do ya mind? I'm eating over here!"


What do you call a black guy who flies a plane? 

A pilot...you Racist! 
VIVA la TANK!!
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Know what a 6.9 is?

Another good thing screwed up by a period.
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Why does Dr Pepper come in a can?


His wife died.
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How do you circumcise a hillbilly?

Kick his sister in the jaw.
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How do you circumcise a whale?

Send down four skin divers.
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